you have no time for a life from August to June.
you believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free."
you want to slap the next person who says, "Those who can't make it in the real world teach."
you believe "Extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.
you believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box on the report card.
you know more than a hundred good reasons for being late.
you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
when out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
you refer to adults as "boys and girls."
you've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never Dream" of doing your job.
meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
you don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.
you find humor in other people's stupidity.
you believe chocolate is a food group.
you can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
you believe in aerial Prozac spraying.
you believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
you believe no one should be allowed to be an administrator without having taught in an elementary, middle school, and high school setting for the last 10 years.
you know you are in for a major project when a parent (or your dean) says, "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss."
you want to choke the next person who says, "Oh, you must have such Fun everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
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